In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.
If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?
Fire up the Quattro!
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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Fucking go already you fucking fuck!
Allons-Y!
I know I'm beign a sourpuss, but I hate how much of a thing modern Trek has made this.
That's it. I'd say that every time.
I would install drag strip start light aka Christmas Tree on the bridge.
It would use the sounds from Atari 2600 Pole Position.
The countdown starts when I say
'Computer, assume the position.'
Switch to secret hyperjets!
Well what do we've got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
I've always been a fan of "Make it Go"
But I think I'd prefer what someone else here said "don't wait for my order, just move when we're ready."
I think it's pronounced, " e-yeaw ".
The sound a wagoneer makes to get the horses going on a chuck wagon.
I wouldn't have one.
It honestly always seemed silly to me. Unless I told the helmsman to wait for some reason, they should just go as soon as they're ready. Why wait an extra moment just for me to say "go"?
That said, if it was some kind of required protocall, I'd pick a different silly term each time. Like "Banana Bread", "Pencil", or "Fuck off".
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"Let's throw some coal in the boiler"
"Slap her fanny and make her jump"
"Suck it, physics!"
"Let's mosey"
"Begin!"
Retreat!
Starboat go brrrrrrrr
Crank it
"Today, helm" would be fun every time there was someone new
Everyone start making 'vroom-vroom' noises!
"Let's Boogie, my dudes"
Crank it to 11.
If I'm feeling jinky I might go with Let's get out of here Scoob.
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Make like a tree!
And get outta here
Give me warp in the factor of… 5, 6, 7, 8