It was a mess, a total bloodbath. The kids in the playground didn’t stand a chance. They were trying to crawl up the slides but it was no use. I still remember the duck waiting patiently under the monkey bars as a small boy’s feet flailed helplessly above. I can still hear the ducks slow, evenly-spaced quacks as it mocked his fate. Terrible.

[–] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

SCP-5318008:

A duck.

Keter level threat.

Do not attempt to contain or approach SCP-5318008 under any circumstances.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Another reboot of X-Men? Again?

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

it is like being hit by a ~~t~~duck

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Legends speak of multiple ducks all across the world.

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Is that duck heading up the mountain to see Edward scissorhands?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Feels like something you'd see in Duck Souls

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

duck is lord