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One does not simply "contain a duck"
I was there the day the strength of our fence doors failed.
It was a mess, a total bloodbath. The kids in the playground didn’t stand a chance. They were trying to crawl up the slides but it was no use. I still remember the duck waiting patiently under the monkey bars as a small boy’s feet flailed helplessly above. I can still hear the ducks slow, evenly-spaced quacks as it mocked his fate. Terrible.
SCP-5318008:
A duck.
Keter level threat.
Do not attempt to contain or approach SCP-5318008 under any circumstances.