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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One does not simply "contain a duck"

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was there the day the strength of our fence doors failed.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was a mess, a total bloodbath. The kids in the playground didn’t stand a chance. They were trying to crawl up the slides but it was no use. I still remember the duck waiting patiently under the monkey bars as a small boy’s feet flailed helplessly above. I can still hear the ducks slow, evenly-spaced quacks as it mocked his fate. Terrible.

[–] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SCP-5318008:

A duck.

Keter level threat.

Do not attempt to contain or approach SCP-5318008 under any circumstances.