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Need to make more money 😩 (lemmy.ml)
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[–] th3raid0r@tucson.social 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to report in as someone at the end of that process and is actually making good money.

Now I need:

More time to hang out with friends and family. πŸ₯²

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 17 points 11 months ago

At least you can cry in your mcmansion.

(Joking ofcourse)

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ourobrokeus

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Extremely clever, well done

[–] dontcarebear@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Greed is like a mental illness, and only an ill society rewards it.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Over-consumption loop.

You work hard for money -> so you buy unnecessary stuff since you earned it -> you have no money -> you work hard for money...

I have quit this loop by limiting my consumption to minimum. My friends ask me why don't I buy X if I can easily afford it and it will make my life better. Well, not better enough to justify waste of both my money/time and Earth's resources to manufacture something.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago

I have already limited my consumption to a minimum. Now I just need to make more money.

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

the wise men all tell me I must be overconsuming housing and healthcare, which is why they cost so much. it's simple economics, I'm told.

[–] DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

While this is true, this is severely short sighted and misses the perspective of being impoverished and constantly being unable to make ends meet even after you have cut luxury from your life.

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Corporations when they only made 1 billion gajillion shmillion dollars net profit last year

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago

Becomes a billionaire: ... NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!!!

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not if we overthrow the capitalist system.

[–] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

I'm trying!

[–] orl0pl@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Capitalism moment

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here you can have my money πŸ’°πŸ’°

[–] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

... And my sword!

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just do it you pussy

[–] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Help me

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

Step 2: ICE BATH

step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

Step 5: GRIND

Step 6: p90x

Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

Step 8: GYM

Step 9: GOGGINS!

Step 10: MARATHON

STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

STEP 12: 😑😑😑

STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

buy my course to learn more, just $249.99/month

[–] Mischala@lemmy.nz 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other's out of their money

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Money always has to come from someone else.

[–] Mischala@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Difference being with honest work, people value your product and it actually does what you are promising.
Scams are not this.

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Work harder, better, stronger faster. Work, work, work.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps /s

[–] trailing9@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Find friends and turn it into

We just need to make more money

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

How I've felt lately. Smh

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

this is the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

dubois-depressed

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This post made by Dutch Van der Linde

[–] SamVergeudetZeit@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

"One more thing. Arthur".

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Its tough being a counterfeitter

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

capitalist realism

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

[–] fushi01@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nanami moment

[–] kamehameherp@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

He's just like me fr fr.

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Whats the number and locations of your associates?

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Best economic system btw

[–] PrivacyBean@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

I just need to make more money

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 11 months ago

Meirl

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Must be a pandemic! Me too! And everyone I know too!

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel this. It's kind of addicting to chase a bigger paycheck. I actually talk about it a lot in therapy and it's been helpful.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, I guess making more money is helpful to finance a therapy. /j