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[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 173 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Way back before Scott Adams went completely off the deep end I had a tin of Dilbert branded mints called Encourage Mints. This is literally a joke from the hackiest office comic ever yet some manager(s) still thought it was good idea. WTF does business school teach?

[–] jplate8@lemmy.world 107 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Company making millions due to its workers efforts, while rewarding them with practically nothing? Sounds like business school is teaching capitalism perfectly.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They aren't teaching psychology in them. Stupid "gifts" like these are a net negative. You are so much better off giving nothing than a crappy gift.

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[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 158 points 11 months ago (5 children)

OP is a goddamn liar and is trying to spread misinformation. Notice how there are TWO staples but only ONE mint??? Nice try OP, but we all see through your poor facade and know you're actually a two mint-having bitch elitist!

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 79 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait 2 mints?!?! Well goddamn if that doesn’t change everything!!!

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[–] 44razorsedge@lemmy.world 114 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Reminds me of getting a note from HR admonishing me to pick out my 20th work anniversary "gift" from "pages 12 to 16" of the supplied catalogue. I knew nothing of it. They concluded with "or we'll choose for you, i.e. a clock". I got luggage tags. For 20 years of my life. The best years of my life. Luggage tags. FML.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago (5 children)

"Please note: The cost of your choice of gift will be deducted from your next paycheck,"

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You actually might very well end up paying taxes on it

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Attention all Hudsucker employees. Attention all Hudsucker employees. We regretfully announce that at thirty seconds after the hour of noon, Hudsucker time, Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President, and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker Industries, merged with the infinite. To mark this occasion of corporate loss, we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation. [moment of silence] Thank you for your kind attention. This moment has been duly-noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.

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[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 79 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Great! This helps pay the rent for my apartmint.

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What are the odds they've evaded taxes with the governmint?

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 11 months ago (2 children)

thanks for making us six million here's a lifesaver

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the real reason why torches and pitchforks were invented.

[–] whofearsthenight@lemm.ee 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What double sucks about this is that every time I've seen something like it, it's some middle manager who fights tooth and nail to try to get their team anything and is given a budget of $6.37 and whatever they can find in the break room for 100 people. I have unfortunately been that guy a few too many times and had to explain to absolutely clueless managers that doing nothing instead is preferable.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Six million more than expected

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for making our shareholders money! Remember not to call in sick or ask for a raise and that unions take your money with no benefit!

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[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 61 points 11 months ago

They are not even ashamed of doing this!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

DisappointMINT

DiscourageMINT

Lack of commitMINT to fairly compensating your employees

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago (5 children)

There's no way this is real - nobody would be that stupid, even in a management role, right?

[–] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 54 points 11 months ago (5 children)

When I was at Costco, for Member Service Week they literally gave us a rock, like from the gravel outside the office, with the note: "You rock!"

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Your resignation letter should have just said "Now I'm about to roll"

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would rather not get anything than get a rock for recognizing my efforts.

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[–] Uprise42@artemis.camp 27 points 11 months ago

I’ve seen this kind of cheesy thing as party favors for company Christmas parties. It’s a thing, but it’s almost never the ONLY thing. It’s more likely someone in management saw it on Pinterest and had to incorporate somehow to seem like the fun boss. The. Did some other lousy stuff to make it not seem so bad.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Every month my boss tells us how big a profit we're making. I think he thinks it's morale building. I'm guessing everyone thinks the same thing I do- "then I should be paid better." My Macbook Air, which I never took anywhere, was dying. I needed a new Mac for work. I suggested a Mac mini. They cost like $500. And I had to literally wait until my Macbook wouldn't stay on for more than 20 minutes for them to pony up the $500. God I hate it. I'm on FMLA right now though, which gives me time to look elsewhere.

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[–] skullone@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Love that the staple pierces the mint's wrapper, essentially contaminating it and rendering it potentially unsafe to eat. So you don't even get that, lol.

Time to find new employMINT.

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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

You forgot "seething resentmint"

[–] yiliu@informis.land 44 points 11 months ago

I mean it seems outrageously greedy, but stop and think about it: if they'd paid for a pizza party, the banner would've had to read "Thanks for driving sales and beating plan by $5,999,727!!" And that's just ugly.

[–] whitepawn@reddthat.com 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I assumed this was a nursing sub until I looked closer. Hospital management only does horrid shit like this for staff.

These “rewards” are awful. My condolences.

If you’re lucky though, maybe you’ll get a small rock with a “You Rock!” printout next time.

[–] Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The only place that rock should go is through your boss’s windshield

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[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is like in the UK when everyone clapped for the NHS workers during the COVID pandemic, including the PM and other government ministers.

But when said workers ask for a pay rise? Fuck off

[–] Xcf456@lemmy.nz 39 points 11 months ago

I feel this will just breed resentmint

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My company gave everyone a 5% bonus just because we beat the forecasted numbers, but idk a mint looks fine too

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[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Actually adding the amount of additional money you made them to the card is the cherry on top.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Here is DisappointMINT

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 11 months ago

An invitation to burn your place of employmint to the ground.

[–] jenniebuckley@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I broke my back to make a company's CEO $6,000,000 and all I got was this stupid Polo mint

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I kind of don’t care what company / industry / whatever this was. If you surpassed sales targets by $6 million dollars, you have some cash for decent gifts. Hell a six pack of beer would be something… don’t print me out a goddamn insult. At the same time, knowing how sales compensation usually works, these folks probably got hella paid, weak gifts aside.

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[–] mycorrhiza@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago

Suddenly switching to papyrus font at the bottom lol

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If someone pulls this shit with me. I quit

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[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Your labor is worth 6 million dollars. How much of that do you get?

[–] Cheesus@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Their labor is worth 6 million more than they thought because it was exceeding plan not total sales

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[–] Amazinghorse@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

That is worse than nothing. I got angry just reading this.

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lib.lgbt 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you roll the Mint into the manager's office with a note "looks like I'm rolling out of here!"

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[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For fuck sake, not even a werther's.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I got a paper sack with a note like this and a bag of peanuts and a slim jim (one of the small ones, not the big ones).

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