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Spock's online research prior to his Pon Farr (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Remember that time Paris helped out Tuvok during his Pon Farr by setting up a ~~~~bunny house~~~~ er, holosuite with a facsimile of his wife?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Vulcan owned PonFarrHub only has one 10 minute video ...... with 10 billion views

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

That's very logical and efficient.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bros using power ranger moves to summon the hidden categories

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, there's secret moves?

How do you unlock handholding?

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scope the porn fair
'fore my Pon Far
On my date like
Data on Yar

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Data's Sad Haiku

Fully functional

"I'll get the handcuffs, Data"

Damn you Tar Monster

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did I hear my name?

My junk is fully functional
conjunction'd with my funk I pull
hot people to my steeple
Come on time—my spunk is punctual
Them titties is the is the tonic for these pathways positronic
I just can't keep cool and calm when them bomb boobies hit my conics
I'm hungry for the action got my ass usin' contractions
I am fit to split that slit faster than I can factor fractions