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Spock's online research prior to his Pon Farr (startrek.website)

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[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Data's Sad Haiku

Fully functional

"I'll get the handcuffs, Data"

Damn you Tar Monster

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did I hear my name?

My junk is fully functional
conjunction'd with my funk I pull
hot people to my steeple
Come on time—my spunk is punctual
Them titties is the is the tonic for these pathways positronic
I just can't keep cool and calm when them bomb boobies hit my conics
I'm hungry for the action got my ass usin' contractions
I am fit to split that slit faster than I can factor fractions