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[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 86 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, I'm gonna be that person.

*What. It should say What it feels like.

[–] soeren@iusearchlinux.fyi 56 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Thanks English is not my native language.

[–] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just for the sake of information, the two common ways to put this in English are "How it feels" and "What it feels like". The former phrase is just descriptive, so it doesn't need the "like" at the end. The latter phrase is comparative to another thing, so it needs the like. Also this is something that native speakers mix up all the time, so don't worry too much; your English is great!

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the explanation.

[–] glasgitarrewelt@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Der Name Sören ist definitiv ein Hinweis darauf :D

[–] soeren@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Technology we could never dream of on Reddit

[–] OhTheMoose@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Or "How it feels"

I feel like there's been a gradual increase in people saying things like this ("would of" instead of "would've", "apart" instead of "a part", etc)

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[–] lemmy_st3v3@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't get it. In my opinion React is like the worst of the bunch...

[–] vreraan@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When it came out in its time it wasn't bad compared to the alternatives. Now there is certainly better, but honestly it will still take a long time before we can choose a standard.

[–] incapable@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Now that would be something, developers choosing a standard.

mandatory xkcd

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[–] azezeB@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lemmy_st3v3@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Well, I have worked with two of them React and Angular. Now working with React. And the further the project goes, things just get messy, and I mean really messy. The concept of everything should be a small function is in practice not true. No dependency injection(I know you can bolt another library on top of it, but really?). The testing is a pain, it gets harder and harder to test isolated functions. Custom tags, attributes that look like the standards that are documented at MDN but are not. And most info I can find online feels like elaborate propaganda. I mean there is just nothing against React to be found, really nothing. That's just not possible in IT.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I agree, React sucks. Been using it for years at work.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna tell your boss you said that.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Oh he knows 😂

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

And most info I can find online feels like elaborate propaganda. I mean there is just nothing against React to be found, really nothing.

It's just Stockholm syndrome. Everybody that wants to criticize it is too traumatized to say anything, and everybody stuck with it makes a way to think it's great.

Add to that the fact that it is great in theory, so nobody without direct experience can criticize, and you get only positive reactions.

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have tried some angular, threw up when I looked at JSX so skipped React and do a lot of Vue, Vue is by far the best of the 3. especially 3 with reusables and better TS support.

[–] abaga129@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That was my experience until I tried Svelte. I loved Vue but didn't like the transition to Vue 3. When I tried Svelte it blew me away and I never looked back.

[–] dzervas@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

i found out about htmx just yesterday and I was blown away. i think it’s an amazing idea, really

for small projects that you want to make in less than an eternity it should be very convenient

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I... kinda find htmx to be better than all other options.

[–] soeren@iusearchlinux.fyi 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] phundrak@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the use case tbh, but it's a good choice in a lot of cases.

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] phundrak@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

I did not know about this, I'll take a look at it once I'm home. Thanks!

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 11 months ago

I was genuinely confused why people were talking about xhtml again this year.

[–] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Scrappy@feddit.nl 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What's wrong little man, can't handle a little boilerplate?

[–] MrLuemasG@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I can't hear you over all those observables

[–] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

So...dense... Can't... Move...

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

PHP sitting in the corner, off screen

[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 32 points 11 months ago

PHP is powering a LAMP

[–] incompetentboob@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I’m confused as to what PHP has to do with JavaScript front-end frameworks.

Was it just for a quick laugh and a jab at PHP because it’s an easy target or have I misunderstood that these all use JavaScript

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I’m confused as to what PHP has to do with JavaScript front-end frameworks.

PHP deserves honorable mention here as the "it's not stupid if it works" of the JavaScript framework world. Everything* JavaScript frameworks can accomplish can also be done (much worse) with static HTML delivered by PHP.

*Please no one give me examples that cannot be done without JavaScript. Trust me, I know. But any business requirement can be met with plain HTML if you really deeply hate your end users enough.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 11 months ago

what PHP has to do with JavaScript front-end frameworks.

Everything. Sitting in the corner, munching and handing out cookies to people who don't want any.

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[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 3 points 11 months ago
[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm still on DHTML, ActiveX, and SSIs

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fabulous memories. IE 4 and XML data islands too?

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[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alright, have to ask: what are those icons?

I think I know Vue and Angular.

What is the S? And what is the atom like thing on the left?

[–] soeren@iusearchlinux.fyi 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

react vue angular svelte htmx

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 12 points 11 months ago

My stupid brain thought the s was squarespace.... And now for our sponsor...

[–] poinck@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I think, Svelte should not salute to React (anymore). Not sure what htmx brings to the table, but Svelte should be doing the same like the Penguin labeled "htmx", because it really frees devs from doing too much stuff to get started and produces fast webpages on top of that.

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