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[–] ech@lemm.ee 119 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Imagine how absolutely baffled the builder must've been at the unintentional power play. Reminds me of this classic snippet from Douglas Adams.

I would have snapped and then made an ass of myself, which tends to be the usual.

[–] lingh0e@lemmy.film 5 points 1 year ago

The last line really brings it home. It's like if an episode of Curb did a post credits sequence.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd completely forgotten about that amazing classic. Thanks for reminding me of it.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha oh man, I remember reading that story in Hitchhikers Guide, I can't believe that really happened to him. God that's so painfully awkward and even more painfully British.

[–] TheLameSauce@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If y'all don't know Fern Brady she is an absolute joy in series 14 of Taskmaster.

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

[–] Aaoograha_hoa@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Did I meet those potatoes before?

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The rightful queen!

[–] Nath@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Her book is wonderful. If you have someone neurodiverse in your life, I can't recommend it enough.

Yes, it was funny. But so insightful, too.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I love TM, I loved Fern on it, but most of all I Loved seeing her in that power rangers esque one piece.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

I love the 'WhaHuh' sound she makes in the leader.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck shes funny.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] squiblet@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Our builder” means… they’re having their house remodeled?

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 88 points 1 year ago (4 children)

no, rich people just have a bodybuilder around to lift things and stuff

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

My other guess was personal trainer...

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was a kid putting together Legos all day

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

protip: plural of lego is lego.

[–] nantsuu@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it's not even an english word. the US is wrong... again.

[–] nantsuu@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

What do you mean it's not an English word? It's used in English-speaking countries by English speakers isn't it? Next are you gonna say that "ski" is also not an English word?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Of course. Who wants to lift things themselves, when you can have a peasant do it?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's British

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife does this too, except with penises

[–] Franklin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can she give mine back, they tried to cast me for Ken

[–] benvars@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

It's like the tenth time I've seen this post but it still makes me laugh

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That man was walking around all week trying to figure out if he ought to try to smash.

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

You can take my dirty ass hoody from my cold dead hands

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