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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this MAGA-world’s version of the crucifixion now? “Our lord and savior Trump was booked, photographed, and released on bond for our sins.”

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

"No, I'VE been arrested!"

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I’m cracking up

[–] keeb420@kbin.social 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I’m not…for the time being, but I stand with them! They are coming for all of us, eventually."

Rofl yeah when you are part of a conspiracy to commit a coup you deserve to be rounded up and jailed til trial.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Trump will surely pay her bail for being so loyal

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 69 points 1 year ago

I already knew it was a cult, but wow, it really is a cult

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would feel so owned if other conspirators did this too.

[–] MinusPi@pawb.social 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah! Maybe they could pair it with their hypothetical crimes for added immersion too!

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do we get Trump to literally smear himself in feces just so his followers will do it too? (Although I wager many of them are way ahead of him there already.)

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I thought that's how he gets that orange color.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] QubaXR@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Aww shit, is this now going to be a thing?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 year ago

What the fuck…

[–] TwoGems@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

She's cringe

[–] DracolaAdil@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

Jan. 6 Rally Organizer Created Her Own Mugshot Because She Felt Left Out

....wait....what?! 😦

[–] MonsieurHedge@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was gonna say "wow, we're reaching new levels of pathetic", but this is actually a pretty common low to sink to, when you think about it. Still funny, though, which I think really speaks to the immortality of watching someone debase themselves for grade-A Loser Clout.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t using that logo a crime? Like… pretending to be a cop, or interfering in an investigation or something?

[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine being arrested for making a fake mugshot for clout.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Do you think she’ll be crying in the real one?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

Simp-cuck bootlicker. Pathetic.

[–] Rottcodd@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

She looks like she just stopped growing up at about 14, and all she's done since then is age. Poorly.

[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

If she turns herself in I'm sure she has evidence of some crimes she committed

[–] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Peak self victimization.

[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they will end up drinking the koolaid, dont they?

[–] Arcynic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The sooner they get on with that so the rest of us can make progress with literally anything that benefits the general public and marginalized communities, the better

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Let them roll and cry in their puddle of being repressed by the system a little more, it's all they have.

[–] Alto@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

She definitely defends Paula Deen with "it was a different time"

[–] mupomo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

One of us! One of us!

[–] TwoGems@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She's cringe there I edited my comment