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A Illustration of the unrealistic standards that society sets for men

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[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 91 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Great, seeing a picture of a trans man has made me aware of the existence of trans people, and therefore, according to GOP logic, it's only a matter of time before I become trans myself and have to fucking go bra shopping.

[–] sit_up_straight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

i wouldn't wish bra shopping on my worst enemy

[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ugh this. I hate it so much, in fact, that when I finally (FINALLY) found one that actually, really fit, I spent almost €800 on bras, just to buy a bunch of them and prevent the necessesity to go bra-shopping. Plus, I checked recently and they still have them, so I'll just order a bunch more and be done for a while again.

I mean, sometimes I look in the mirror and think 'well, I guess they look nice' but god, breasts really are more trouble than they're worth. Especially in summer. And especially if you don't have like a 'standard' size.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

You think that's bad, wait until all your pockets are fake!

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Not if you become a part of the itty bitty titty committee. As a current member who was once a Biggus Tittus in the past, I can say with confidence that bras are a tool of oppression and you couldn't pay me to wear them again.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thisnis just like the whole gay people existing is going to turn me gay thing all over again.

Thry just changed targets.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Well, you need to eat less frogs since those are full of hormones that make you gay.

/s

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

No feathers and two pedals? That's clearly a bicycle.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 24 points 1 year ago

Throws a plucked chicken at you

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those who need to won't understand the reference.

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The definition of a man, where it came from, the argument. These people aren't the educated thinking type.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MaryReadsBooks@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 year ago
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

A miserable pile of secrets!

[–] settoloki@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

I know that, no man is an island, so we can rule island out. One step closer to learning what a man is

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

it's a featherless mamel usualy with 2 Legs

[–] kier@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What has he got?!

If not himseeeeelf, then he has naught.

To say the thiiiiiiiiings, he truly feeeeeels

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Oh sure, next the fashion and health industrial complex is going to be pushing opposable thumbs... bastards.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] XEAL@lemm.ee -4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago

Cuz Elon isn't a real man.

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If you've seen pics of both going shirtless you'd know why. Elliot is RIPPED.