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3 traffic lights: A green one labelled "go", a yellow one labelled "yield" and a red one labelled "stop"
"but on bananas it's just the opposite"
3 bananas: A green one labelled "hold on", a yellow one labelled "go ahead", and a red one labelled "what"

(fun fact this is the first image i posted on reddit's 196, also the first image i posted to lemmy's 196 except that one ended up being the wrong one)

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[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't this a Mitch Hedburg joke?

Yes, yes it was.

Fuck, maybe I watch too much Dr. Katz. Nah, no such thing, I need my Jon Benjamin fix.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Somebody once said to me 'This is a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger! 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"

RIP Mitch

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

He was with us for such a short time, but what he produced in that time was legendary.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] LTFRANTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They are also softer and sweeter than the yellow Cavendish varieties, some with a slight raspberry flavor

Excuse me how are these not in every grocery store, that sounds amazing.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

They're really good too.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally, I like bananas when they're still a little green. Once the last of the green is gone, I don't really enjoy the flavor anymore.

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

..but they just get sweeter man! I’m sorry but I think I may have to expose your true identity as satan :/

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

That's the problem, they get too sweet, I like my bananas to have that tinge of sourness.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do hate it when my banana turns red

(also great transcription)

(also great transcription)

thanks! went through all my old posts and transcribed them to the best of my ability. it's better 2 months late than never

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Nyla_Smokeyface@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I legitimately laughed out loud at the red banana simply labelled "what"

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, you just need to be Diddy.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Green bananas are tasty though

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Fried plantains.