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[–] emumu@partizle.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Two settings: Thumb on / thumb off

Adjust as needed

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

my favorite mode is 90% thumb then

[–] atempuser23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Depends on the plant and task. Soaker gets tons of use on dry plants to let them make deep roots.

I use just when messing with hornets.

Center to wash down squirrels when it's over 100

Okay milhouse

[–] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

I use my thumb

[–] Beowulf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I'm going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I've set up for the trees

I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.

Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.

I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder

Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm mostly cleaning some manner of shit off myself, kids, deck, or grill, so jet is my pick.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 1 year ago

Why are there more than two settings?

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] pico@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night

Savage! I didn't even see it coming...

That reminds me, I should really call her, it's been ages

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

Watering can. Hoses use too much water.