"Damn girl you shit with that ass?"
Has to be up there
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only Miss whose piss I'd like to sippee.
congratulations. i thought that the comment above yours was the worst but you beat it by a mile.
I don't even know what to say. You win?
goat
I once tried the most cliche of them all - did it hurt when you fell from heaven. She actually found it funny. In the sense that it's so stupid that it flips around and becomes funny. Nothing ever came of it but we had a nice chat on the otherwise empty train.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice and get your prospective partner to laugh and loosen up rather than to swoon them, sounds like it worked to me.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice [...] rather than to swoon them
wait so you guys actually get to continue the conversation after saying the line?
At a club, I just asked her "Wanna make out?" and we did. Very weird that worked.
I use this a lot and people seem to appreciate the honesty.
Bingus bongus I want your shlongus
(It still worked)
"Did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico?"
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didnβt work, but she laughed.
My immediate thought was pregnancy
yeah what is this supposed to imply?
That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I'm not a belly-button fetishist.
Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
They're a cunning limguist.
Not sure if 
or 
:WhyNotBoth:
Not a line per say but my friend and I were shooting pool against 2 dudes randomly. One serenaded us with Bruno Mars βJust the Way You Are.β A short while after he randomly proceeded to guess both of our weights very incorrectly. lol I guess we made him a nervous.
In high school, I dm'd a guy in my class "you're handsome bro"
His response was something like, "you too man I appreciate it!"
We both assumed each other were straight, but he randomly told me had a crush on me for a while like a week before graduation. He said he thought that was DM was probably only a compliment.
Lost opportunity for love because he ignored the βno homoβ rule. Tragic.
In a man vie theater: STFU to a girl a row behind me. It worked.
I don't get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was "picked up"?
Sorry, lots of typos in previous message.
So yes, I was in a cinema and told a girl to stfu. Next day she saw me in a bar, recognized me and was like: βfuck that, you told me to stfu. It was you.β We dated for a month or so.
"Hey, you like Rob Zombie movies?" (We have been together for 7 years now.)
I feel like we need to add the extra constraint to the question, and worked. What's the worst pick up line you ever used that worked.
"I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?"
Amber Heard, is that you?
When I was an edgy and cynical generic college liberal, I once said "Hello. How would you like to join me for a predictable 'eat or drink something' ritual that implies politely that I am sexually attracted to you?" 
It worked for a brief relationship, but still. Not exactly strong foundations were laid with that. 
That's such a Bazinga type pickup line lmao
Yes, it was. 
Watching team America at the movies, leaned over to my date and said "I promise I will never die"
Worked a treat!