pff, of course they are
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I mean yeah, who - upon hearing about self driving cars - hasn't thought at least once "I wonder what it would be like to fuck in one of those"
But there's no exhaust pipe?
And dragons don’t exist; has that stopped them?
The fact that you think that's a rhetorical question says a lot.
Ah…that might be a more obscure reference than I thought. Let’s…let’s keep you innocent, then.
How can you turn down inclusion in the meter high club?
Just wait until someone dies in a self-driving car and it keeps going to its destination.
Mom: "Grandma is here!"
Kids: "Yaaa, Grandma is here!"
Everyone sees Grandma's lifeless body
Mom: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Kids: "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Dad: "What's all this screaming!? .... AAAAAAHHHH!"
Not news. People are freaky.
Yep. If there’s a place people have tried to fuck there
"I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable."
"What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
C/unexpectedmallrats
Duh. Otherwise, what's even the point lol.
You misspelt “obviously”
Why wouldn't they?
I would
I think I saw a video of it about a month after the first "self driving" cars were sold.
Nobody's selling actual self-driving cars.
Also yes.
Why else would you have one?
I mean, personally, it would be a step up.
I'd go from nothing to nothing with a tesla.
Napping.
After the car sex.
I like that this article is on something called "Mashable".
That’s like telling me, water is wet… No shit.
People are having sex I̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶l̶f̶-̶d̶r̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶s̶, apparently.
Tint the windows, remove the cameras, cover the seats with plastic.
Problem solved.
This bundle soon to be available in the Casting Coup model
Casting van.
Minivans are far more comfortable.
And Eloon is watching/recording via his spyware
Likely, but I don’t think Tesla is advanced enough to have robo taxis yet?
Elon doesn’t have self driving… soo… not yet
They’ll need someone to clean out the loads then.
park behind the bar in a 90s Grand Marquis, recline the front seats (with slow electric motors that kill the battery so you're stuck there till morning), it was like that car was designed for getting in trouble comfortably on a couch next to a dumpster. bah this newfangled shit.