ButtholeSpiders

joined 1 year ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, like the universe ending tomorrow. God, this timeline sucks so much.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You don’t, so appreciate the time you’ll have hair. Because once it’s truly gone, you’ll look back on this day and cry.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This, so much. Hell I’ll pay the old prices to never see an ad or pop up.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you look at their post history, they have a superiority complex. Zero compassion or desire to give anyone else a break.

 

I saw this topic in my feed and feels like it called me lol

I had no idea I wanted to hear this read by Q. With AI, hopefully someone can get it done?

Damn lol that’s metal af!

I think Elon missed the the obvious joke, as per usual lol

Dear god… I think you could be onto something.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

These are great, I’m not sure I wanna see what Klingon Buttspider’s could look like. 🤣

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 49 points 11 months ago (5 children)

That looks like a shitty future car mock-up for a late 80’s future/action movie. Like Robocop or an Arnold movie 🤣 Only Elon would fund something this unappealing.

Sounds dangerous to have anywhere near your groin.

 
 
 

And the steroids for my sinuses aren’t helping matters.

 

It’s also not helping I’m taking steroids to help fight off a sinus infection either. 🥴

 
 
 
 
 

Everything’s a subscription, or wants you to sign up for one. I want off this shitshow please.

 

Everything’s a subscription, or wants you to sign up for one. I want off this shitshow please.

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