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[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 98 points 4 days ago (3 children)

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

pikachu

[–] thebluehood_380@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Now that’s an updated meme. Shiny. Updated for 202x

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 days ago

Too many pixels!

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The original was from 1997. Maybe it was about time we switched to an updated version.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not a generated shitgloss version. Anything but a generated shitgloss version.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There’s also a flat version. long url

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

There's also the official Lemmy UI emoji Surprised Pikachu

Just start typing :pikachu: and select it from the dropdown.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Cries in mobile…

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

Perhaps someone should define this term racist that they keep hearing much about.

Racist :

adjective

characterized by or showing prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. "we are investigating complaints about racist abuse"

noun

a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. "he has been targeted by vicious racists online"

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 11 points 4 days ago

Why would you think that based on what he’s been saying? Idiots.