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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We don't need to compensate for dick size.

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

Unexpected futa?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

My two closest friends that justifiably own trucks are women. They are dirty and beaten up base model chevrolets. They certainly don’t need to compensate for dick size. They just have big dogs and work together on a farm!