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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 135 points 1 month ago (5 children)

We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I know, right?

Sodium Laureth Sulfate.

Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.

Laureth. Lauryl. Laureth. Lauryl.

What? Is? The DEAL?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better go to the library to look it up in an encyclopedia!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Eh, it's fine. I trust the suave company. I'm sure they make a perfectly fine product of salon quality that won't dry out or otherwise damage my hair or skin.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Um, it’s Sodium Yanny Sulfate

[–] JohnnyH842@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is this a Wake reference?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My skin doesn't like it and it's fucking everywhere.

If you want to wash anything without it you have to go in two buy your soap from one of those shops where people smell funny and dress bit too casual.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bathroom readers, magazines, and Readers digest.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Ah so that's why they're going bankrupt now!

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dr. Bronners has enough stuff on it to read for 30 mins.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And it gave you your daily dose of crazy in the pre-Internet age.

[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Methylchloroisothiazolonone

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Oops got stuck in another lather, rinse, repeat loop