Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by eldain@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“I’d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?”

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Coke commercial was the first thing that came to mind even after all these years. I never knew as a kid I was watching a mass murder/suicide.

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What? Did I miss something?

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

teach the world to swim

Just look at this picture, all the water around the world. It is swimming already, isn't it?