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Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime (futurism.com)

submitted 2 months ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear those things are awfully loud.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It glides as softly as a cloud.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about us braindead slobs?

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'll be given cushy jobs!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Were you sent here by the devil?

[–] homura1650@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No good Sir, I'm on the level.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

No, good sir, I'm on the level.