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Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday (www.theverge.com)

submitted 2 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Auto destruct sequence activated.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Also known as "Boeing Normal Operation"

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's prepping for return, practicing the sounds it's gonna make as it bounces off the atmosphere... Boeing, boeing, boeing

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Rapid scheduled deconstruction