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[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 92 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait, NOT the onion... jesus

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I work in events and this is a wild oversight.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There was actually a ramp available according to the article. They just didn't bother with setting it up and excused themselves by saying they didn't think she wanted one.

Can't make this shit up.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's almost worse?! Total amateur hour!

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Obviously she just wanted to drag herself onto the stage with her fingertips, like a dying Terminator.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bent the rules a little and used the headline the BBC used on Instagram 🤭

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You’re a monster

Reported (to the cops)

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's restricted in Canada. What was it?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just joking about the headline change :)

Can web search “Instagram downloader” which is nice for avoiding Meta servers no matter where you live! Or influencing your recommendation history before you know whether you like a video.