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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 369 points 4 months ago (12 children)

But these sheep can't wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago (7 children)

To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.

Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn't have a bandage or anything.

I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he's likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.

Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he'd be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won't just heal back.

Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

He's a WWE Hall of Famer. I would not be surprised if he was blading.

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