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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (www.livescience.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/18602528

It's a bit old but the shape and the city name were so funny that I couldn't not post it XD

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[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-"

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

...nob! I couldn't turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn't open the door. The damn thing wouldn't turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my...

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my...

[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a...

[–] macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….

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[–] the_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

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