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[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"People liking me is more important than anything else in my life."

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

People ~~liking~~ paying attention to me is more important than anything else in my life

Like a shitty child, he's just looking for attention. Good or bad, attention is attention. Bad attention is easier to get so here we are.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Some people never leave high school...