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Iโm actually George Clooney. (This is my alt.) And if you think you get a lot of texts from politicians begging for money, try being me. I had to turn on my burner phone for my wife my because her bestie said men with two phones cheat. I was like, โIโm not fucking the entire Democratic Party, Amal. If I gave them my real number, my iPhone would buzz every 2 seconds like this Boost Mobile one. Weโd have to use walkie-talkies to plan dinner.โ
Quiet and peaceful is underrated.
I'd love if in 12 years or so it's somehow proven that this is actually George's account. Would be a great "I was there" moment.
Same for the Margot Robie account