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[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

A 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee needs a whole lot of KY jelly.

[โ€“] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No, your delicious KFC would surely slide off if you lubed up.
No-one would want to eat it if it had been on the floor.