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Balancing Kentucky fried chicken on your dick is a power move for sure
A 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee needs a whole lot of KY jelly.
No, your delicious KFC would surely slide off if you lubed up.
No-one would want to eat it if it had been on the floor.
Kentucky Dick Chicken is finger licking good!
That’s why you have to stick it in the mashed potatoes first.
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