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[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 267 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Bats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board member

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

That's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 57 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago

Yes, but enough about the HOA!

[–] rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Only the vampire bats. And they only live in Central and South America. Although bats do carry diseases.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago

(talking about the HOA)