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Amy Jo Johnson shades 'Power Rangers' costar Austin St. John for selling t-shirts with Hitler quotes (ew.com)

submitted 7 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

and we all know what we do with nazis.

[–] kindenough@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Elect them?

i am from a timeline we shaved their heads.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Punch them.

Shaving heads requires shears….and don’t really want to carry shears around,

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I get to use them on a Nazi I think I can find room in my EDC.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Best I can do is some dull safety scissors, this is going to take a while. Hold them still, I am very bad at haircuts.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

If I'm taking the time to carry around shears I'm doing a lil snipping

[–] swayevenly@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

It's morphin time