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Trump hawks $399 golden sneakers after court-ordered fine (www.dw.com)

submitted 7 months ago by misk@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] resetbypeer@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You can sink quite quickly quite hard. From POTUS to ordinary shoe sales person. Donald "Al Bundy" Trump was not something I had on my bingo card.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 24 points 7 months ago

How dare you? trump has never scored even a single touchdown, let alone four in one game!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

POLK HIGH!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not bashing Al Bundy, but I think it would be hilarious if we start referring to Trump as a shoe salesman from now on.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Trump is a stinky shoe. It won't smell any better no matter how many times you sniff it. Just gotta put the shoe down and walk away. #Trump's true enemy is apathy.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

That's not fair...he also trades off-brand Pokémon cards.