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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I play elite dangerous in VR as well as several other sims. (Including a proper training sim for RC aircraft with a connected TX.)

If you go full hog with physical switches and everything positioned perfectly…. It can be extremely immersive technology. Like train surgeons immersive.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Porn sounds cheaper and less embarrassing to explain to a date.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Not really. She knows I'm a nerd. Not that I can afford a set up like that, but, I wouldn't mind it.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Train surgeons does sound pretty extreme and immersive, but I feel like I'm about to be disappointed by a typo

[–] Fungah@lemmy.world -2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

TIM YOU NEED TO GET THIS TRAIN BELOE 100 KPH OR I WONT BE ABLE TO VLOSE ITS AORTAL VALVE. FO YOU WANT THIS FUCKING TRAIN TO BLEED OUT, MAN? NOW YOU GO GRAB THAT FUCKING ENGINEER AND TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH UNLESS HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO THIS TRAIN'S WIFE AND TRAIN CHILDREN THAT HE MURDERED THE MOST IMPORTANT TRAIN IN THEIR TRAIN LIVES HE WILL SLOW. THIS. FUCKING. THING. DOWN. GO, TIM GO!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

DAMNIT JIM, I’M AN ENGINEER, NOT A DOCTOR!