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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 73 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Taylor Swift doesn't need the Superbowl.

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Conservatives are so out of touch that they think that Taylor Swift still needs a platform after a record breaking music tour. If anything, she is the platform that the NFL needs for a female audience, not the other way around.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nobody does, really.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I imagine it'd be a cool brand name for oversized toilets.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 8 points 9 months ago

I prefer the owls

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She can have a regular owl like the rest of us.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You have an owl? Funny i never got mine.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Rachael: Do you like our owl?

Deckard: It's artificial?

Rachael: Of course it is.

Deckard: Must be expensive.

Rachael: Very.

I can't even afford an artificial owl. :(

[–] tuxtey@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I'm almost certain she can just buy a Superbowl now