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[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago (4 children)

My mom claims that I'm the result of a tryst with a sasquatch.

I believe

[โ€“] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 12 points 6 months ago

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol I knew she would fall for that mask

[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My mom may be a whore, but at least she isn't all that bright.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Man, if only _demetri_ was on Lemmy.