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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Your honor, we are rubber and they are glue. Whatever they say bounces off of us and sticks to you (points at prosecution)

[–] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 3 points 10 months ago

[Yakety Sax starts playing]