this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
1171 points (87.8% liked)

A Boring Dystopia

9717 readers
1042 users here now

Pictures, Videos, Articles showing just how boring it is to live in a dystopic society, or with signs of a dystopic society.

Rules (Subject to Change)

--Be a Decent Human Being

--Posting news articles: include the source name and exact title from article in your post title

--Posts must have something to do with the topic

--Zero tolerance for Racism/Sexism/Ableism/etc.

--No NSFW content

--Abide by the rules of lemmy.world

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Who tf need 8 pillows of various sizes on their bed?

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

2 head pillows for some people who are restless and would keep moving in the bed, so they don't miss any pillow zone with their heads. One for hugging. One for spooning them from behind for emotional support. One for crotch support to keep male reproduction organs comfortable by giving a bit of space between legs when sleeping on the side.

Remove one spooning or hugging pillow when having 2 people sleep in the same bed, then multiply the rest. You get 21, and that is the number of pillows you shall have.

[–] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

How did you get 21? 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 is 5 for one person, and even if you remove nine and multiply it by 2, I got 10

[–] Risk@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I think you took that a little too seriously.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

My wife. And it annoys me because they keep getting onto my side and I need one pillow.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Right? Those pillows could be used to feed the homeless.

[–] DoctorRoxxo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why are you calling me out like this, it's a sensory thing 😔