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I tell you what, catch your tallywacker in a zipper just once and it will break you of this. Happened to me about 4 years old, and I vividly remember my dad having to yank the zipper back down. NEVER AGAIN.
How'd you get the beans above the frank?
Well it wasn't my nutsack that got caught. But honestly at that point in time, I seriously doubt it matters. It was just pain, followed by more pain.
FRANK AND BEEAAAAAAANS!
He's a kangaroo. Duh!
/Jk
My toes curled reading this. Not in a good way.
Really sorry. Not gonna lie, it gave me a little ptsd, and this happened sooo long ago.
Oh no worries, you have my sympathy, your suffering was worse than mine!
This was the biggest reason I never tried going commando.
Happened to one of my classmates in primary school. Was funny for us then, but it must've been hell for that dude.
You know... there is a Ben Stiller flick that addresses this universal nutsack vs zipper fear a decent amount of dudes have.
Hit up the Blockbuster and ask for Mary.
Years of therapy in a neat little rom-com cuboid.
edit: also, button fly.
I had that happen too as a child. Iβm grateful I donβt remember how my parents got it unstuck.
But lord! Did you have to be so graphic?
Unrelated but nice Uname. Praise Tom Servo.
There's trousers without zippers, you know.
Happened to me a few times when I was a kid. I just learned to be careful and it hasn't been a problem since.