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I guess this could just as easily be posted in an anti-work community

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 243 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I can't think of a worse marketing strategy for a company that relies on remote work to remain relevant. This would be like if General Motors forced every employee within 50 miles of an assembly plant to ride a bike to work.

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 90 points 2 years ago

We make remote work viable.

NOT FOR US THO LMAO

[–] GregoryTheGreat@programming.dev 28 points 2 years ago

That is hilarious

[–] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

I don’t mind going into an office but if I worker for zoom. I’d expect they’d demand I work remotely.

[–] tal@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think that Zoom specifically advocates for companies to end work in the office.

Like, say you work for Coca-Cola. Their company health plan probably does not encourage people to drink nothing but Coca-Cola, even if they do make it available in the office.