This time it's not an onion. I love how close this is to the Onion's "Elon Musk's AI turns on him" story from a few days back

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/47519985

https://archive.is/zmml6

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28088684

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

🤣

Hopefully this is onion-y enough to post here.

Does this count?

Archive link

Damn furries, committing insurance fraud again

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22000833

Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/20637377

• archive.org
• ghostarchive.org
• archive.today

Useful context from @callouscomic:

Misleading headline.

From a different site:

with attackers demanding a $150,000 ransom in “baguettes,” an obtuse reference to the company’s headquarters being located in France. In reality, the attackers are looking for payment in Monero, a privacy-focused cryptocurrency.

https://cyberscoop.com/schneider-electric-energy-ransomware-hellcat/