Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories
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Honestly doesn't seem too far off from standard Redditese to me
Oh no, please don't go...
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Shandies are the tits!
I used to hate beer too, but fruity wheat beers were my gateway.
In the 2000s women were straight up having orgasms in shampoo commercials.
BOOP
THE
SNOOT
That probe they send out the portal at the end creeps me out so much.
Oh good, he's finally done painting strong horses.
I remember I used to be subscribed to a mailing list for a programming language. A friend of the lead developer set the mailing list up for them at his university, and then went off and did his own thing. It was completely unmoderated. Some kid sent a "neat little proggy" his friend Dieter wrote. If the extent of my Internet usage wasn't limited to free email through Juno, my entire hard drive probably would have gotten deleted that day lol
From what I understand, you are always travelling at the speed of light through space/time, but when you move at high speeds through space that shifts the proportion of your speed out of the time dimension. And a photon travels only through space, experiencing no time between the time it was emitted and the time it was absorbed. What I just can't wrap my head around is the concept of travelling at some speed without involving the time dimension at all.