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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

What do you mean it's only IPAs here?

Why there's also Double IPAs, triple IPAs, quad IPAs, Imperial IPAs, every kind of fruit-infused IPAs, hazy IPAs, seasonal IPAs, limited edition IPAs, New England style IPA, West Coast Style IPAs, wheat IPAs, rye IPAs, oat IPAs, Session IPAs, red IPAs, and non-alcoholic IPAs.

And if none of that appeals to you we also have a limited edition seasonal dry-hopped pils that according to the menu tastes like an IPA.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot Black IPA's, which I unironically love and have an extremely difficult time finding compared to 5-10 years ago.

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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 62 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Depends where you live. Areas with a smaller craft brew scene do end up with the "nothing but IPA" problem. But where I live in the PNW there's simply so damn many that even with 50% of them being IPA's, you still get a huge selection of other pilsners, stouts, amber ales, hefenweizens... its pretty nice.

[–] brambledog@infosec.pub 19 points 1 year ago

About 10 years ago it was probably closer to 80% IPAs. It was a big joke here that IPA stands for I Pretend (I'm not an) Alcoholic.

The only reason there is more on the market now is because we all stopped pretending the taste of motor oil with grapefruit gave us a better buzz.

Even now, most breweries will only seem to offer 4 varieties of IPAs, a pilsner/lager and a stout. Maybe an Amber but I feel the Mac & Jack's copycat scene has mostly died out now.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago (9 children)

IPA's are like someone took the worst part of beer and made it the only part of the beer.

[–] banana_head@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh, no...I like IPAs...does this mean you guys are gonna make me go back to Reddit?

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm afraid so. Enjoying an IPA is simply unconscionable in the Lemmy hive mind.

Seriously though, I like an IPA once in a while myself, I just wish the local store had a little more selection

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

No, you'll just be the lemmy nerd and be bullied about it.

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[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I've always liked IPAs, and I'm probably going to continue to, but the style is kinda beat. They're at a point now where they're just doing the most nitpicky variations on the theme. Dry-hopped rather than wet? That's a juicy IPA. Lactose back sweetening? Milkshake IPA. Ran out of finings and can't clarify your beer? It's not ruined, it's haaaaaazy. Strong enough to black you out after three? Double IPA. After two? Imperial IPA. No stronger than the American light lagers you used to steal from your dad? Session IPA.

The point of IPAs was that they were full of huge, bold flavor in a market that was saturated by beers that were competing with one another to taste the most like a vodka soda and have the lowest calories (and therefore ABV) possible. They were the revolutionary vanguard of beer that tasted like beer. But now I can get all sorts of wild shit. Fruit sours, coffee/chocolate stouts, real pilseners that actually taste like beer, proper copper lagers, all sorts of amazing stuff. The era of the IPA being the only "real beer" has ended. I wish someone would tell the breweries.

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[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cant relate. i love the International Phonetic Alphabet

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Well, I also like Isopropyl Alcohol

[–] drdalek13@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can't a man get a sour or two? Maybe some regional cider, if it's not too much to ask?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

You may, we have a space provisioned at the rear of the facility

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[–] ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some brewers can't help themselves. Even when they brew a style that would traditionally have low IBUs they bump it up by about 10. Lagunitas totally messed with Newcastle Brown Ale once they got their grubby hops-loving mitts on it.

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[–] SRo@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Fuck that, I love ipas. I had to live half if my life with bland lager and pilsner and nothing else. Ipas ftw

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[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

OMG, I've quit so many homebrew clubs because of their unnatural fascination with hops, Hops, HOPS!!! Boil 'em, brew on 'em, back 'em in your taps... HOPSSS!!!!

If i wanted to feel like I've just been smacked in the face with a bag of fresh grass cuttings, I'm sure I could pay a guy.

One fucking guy was making hops extracts to DROPPER into his Hazy New England IPA so there was a fuckibggreen oil slick on top. Iquit on the spot, got up and walked out.

Reference brewing in to US is a lost art. Present a Kölsch or a Maibock in spec and they shit on you because its too sweet, but if yoi just make it an Imperial wtu more hops..?

Ptui.

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[–] korthrun@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At this point my taste buds are even burnt out on good IPAs (for those who accept such a premise as possible).

I'm lucky enough to see some good reds/stouts/etc come through a few times a year, but the ratio of IPA:Not is just ridiculous IMO.

[–] crucifix_peen@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

yeah TBH I barely drink beer at all anymore because finding beers I like has gotten to be such a chore.

There's some IPA's I like but I don't like drinking nothing but IPA's every time I drink beer. And pretty much the only "mainstream" beer I spend money on is Modelo, but again, if I drink nothing but that all the time after a while I start to get tired of it.

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Even more luck need if you dare like dark beer.

I guess I'll always have Guinness and negro modelo. but I crave variety.

[–] crockswithsocks@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just want a good brown or porter.

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I feel like this has changed a lot, actually. 8-10 years ago it was all IPAs, but now I can find all kinds of craft beer. Maybe it's more of a west coast thing. I currently enjoy grabbing new Pilseners when I see them.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Lucky you. In the south east is just the typical big name brands and an unrelenting wall of pale ale, unless you go out of your way to a store that specializes in boutique beers

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Meanwhile, in France, wine consumption is down due to craft beers to the point the government is going to spend 200 millions to prevent market crash.

Not being a beer drinker I have to ask: why the IPA craze? Aren't lagers, stouts and whatever other beers an option for crafters?

[–] bemenaker@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IPAs are still riding a popularity high in the US. It's easy to make, you don't have to be as precise and careful with your beer when you make them, the hops will hide your mistakes. Sign of a bad brewery, is they only sell IPAs. Currently in the US, IPAs are the top selling style, unfortunately. Saisons are so much better, for example.

[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Saisons aren't better. All taste is subjective. If I never get served another "bubblegummy with hint of white pepper, barnyard and Meyer lemon" I'll be happy

The IPA bros are annoying, but the "over it" pilsner and saison snobs aren't much better.

[–] aaronstc@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Basically, despite all the vocal complaints, IPAs sell better.

I enjoy IPAs personally but it does get frustrating when you want something different.

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's almost Oktoberfest season! There will be lots of great non-IPA beers then!

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

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[–] Poopmeister@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Move to Sweden, here you can't buy a beer above 3.5% abv in a store. Anything above that you have to buy at the state owned liqueur store systembolaget. The upside is that they have a pretty good assortment. The store in my small town carry about 300 different beers. About a third is IPA.

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[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is a porter too much to ask for?

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[–] secretsoundwave@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I just got into home brewing over the last year. The process is a lot easier than expected. You can yield about 5 gallons of beer for about $40, USD. The initial start up cost to get the gear wasn't unreasonable either.

[–] cobra89@beehaw.org 15 points 1 year ago

As a long time homebrewer, I'll just warn everyone here. Don't get into the hobby thinking you'll save money. You won't.

Same here! I even found most my stuff second hand off craigslist / Facebook marketplace. So far have made a great peanut butter porter, coconut milk stout and hefeweizen.

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[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I love IPAs. I t seems that the sour and gose fad is still going on, but IPAs are easy to produce and popular, so I don't think they're going anywhere anytime soon.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

jesus christ gose, really? my wife is german and when she had a gose a few months ago she said it reminded her of her childhood (her parents would let her have some when she was like 13 and they'd order large bottle for the table w/ dinner)

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[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget hard-everything.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh same here, every selection is half IPAs. Not a fan myself but the history behind the style is my favorite beer "origin story". It would help if more breweries listed the hops used. To me that's the key to knowing if I'll like it

[–] nafzib@artemis.camp 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not just half... Some companies even make IPA Variety Packs! Where the hell is my Stout variety pack? Or my bourbon barrel aged ale variety pack!?

Also, yes, if they listed what hops were used I might actually try some IPAs instead of assuming all of them taste like a bitter flower that's trying to make me gag.

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[–] Florn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i started drinking wine just to get away from IPAs

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[–] tronx4002@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Belgian ales are where it's at.

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[–] CAPSLOCKFTW@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You from the states? Over here in Germany I can get (in a 5 km radius):

  • Pilsener
  • Hefeweizen
  • Schwarzbier
  • Porter
  • Kölsch
  • Lager
  • Export
  • Bock
  • Helles
  • Alt
  • Kellerbier
  • Landbier
  • IPA
  • Stout
  • Red Ale
  • Brown Ale
  • dubbel/trippel/quadruppel
  • ...
[–] Alto@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

It really varies by location in the states. Im lucky enough to live in an area with a ton of different craft breweries that do a ton of different things, but there's definitely places here that have fuckall in that area

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[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Help, I'm stuck in a boring-ass red state so even some IPAs would be an IMPROVEMENT. Nothing but "Natural Light" here now that Bud Light got cancelled.

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[–] lauha@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

I agree. Shitty IPAs are shitty, but I guess that is by definition.

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