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I will have a carpenter and a plumber redo my toilet so that I will forever be shitting in their general direction.

"But you didn't tell me the safe word"

"That's not the safe word either"

Classic carpenter youtube: "Make this $5000 end table for free at home"

Also carpenter youtuber: I'll use this huge piece of mahogany I had on my scrap pile so it cost me nothing.

I also borrowed my friend's 4000 square foot shop, so it was also free."

I hear morphine addiction is a good way to fast forward a couple of years. Or avoid it sooner.

F_Elon is probably is future username

SQL doesn't actually enforce the database to be normalized at all.

One molecule 3.7 billion years ago found out how to replicate and it's been down hill ever since.

1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

3. Job

"What ever happened to that up and coming youtuber. MK Komputing or something?"

"He challenged himself to be without a computer for a month. He went to live in a forest, found his true calling and never returned"

Help Putin stop the Woke grain!

Finland uses C and F, where F is for grounded and C is for laptop chargers and such that don't need grounding.

While the allegations are serious, we cannot keep spreading rumors that have not been shown true. It's a work for the justice system to determine the guilt. Obviously I am against sexual abuse, but social media is not a justice system and there is a huge risk for innocent to be lynched.