snorkbubs

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[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That dude's going straight home to beat his wife. Statistically.

Idea: Encourage police officers to marry the police union.

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Possible lodging, no food.

It was quite a few years before I could afford a month's worth of food in one go, and I was too old to join by then. The way they (people my own age) handled telling me that I was too poor to join their club, left a lasting impression.

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Reminds me of the Conservation Corps. As much as I support the concept, programs like this are not for people who need money.

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That was my first question as well, along with counting the many ways this could have turned out horribly. The article calls it a prank, but this had disastrous potential. Not just for the company; anything that goes wrong in that sector, in the way of IP theft and the like, will be blamed on the prankster first, until proven otherwise.

The casual way it's discussed, and calling it a prank, gets under my skin a little. Am I alone in that?

Think of how much policy will need to be typed up because of this, and again, the potential for disaster, on both sides. I'd be floored if a former employee did this to my team, and I wouldn't care if it was a joke, at all. At the very least, the dude would be trespassed, if for no other reason than to show he's been warned.

I'm just going to imagine that this guy wanted more funding allocated for his buddies in the IT department, and did this as a parting gift.

It's Just a Prank, Bro: Office Edition

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Apologies for the confusion, and the late reply. I see what you mean; my comment could have been worded far better.

Exactly because of stuff like the above, I'm just returning from a long break from social media. I'll do better. Thanks for highlighting the issue, take care.

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No, I am not sure, and I should have been clearer about my information being quite dated. Apologies for that, and for taking 3 months to reply (voluntary internet vacation).

In 2005, when I worked in purchasing, we needed a business license to order their business machines, and they were serious about it. But, e-commerce has changed drastically since then, when the only way to order was through the Dell website. Not surprised they're on Amazon.

Hopefully, the computers are still better on that side of things. What did you end up getting, and how do you like it?

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I don't think it would be fun to be a serf, and I haven't idealized it. I made a dumb joke, based on a trope, and a couple of you guys just can't resist a smug reply.

I worked in manual labor for decades, in worse conditions than any serf ever experienced, right up until my body fell apart. 20 years ago, I would have traded my life for that of a serf, in a heartbeat, and I'd be far better off now.

But, I'm sure you could show little old me what hard living really is. If only I knew!

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Also, what bugs me about this is that your text editor is not "fedora/gnome/whatever" or "FUCKING LINUX" it's just a text editor. Often, they don't even install with a spell check dictionary. I guess it would fall under "whatever" but, eh, not in that context.

ETA: Just noticed they're root. I predict their next post will be FUCKING LINUX ISN'T SECURE!!!!1

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's not just Lemmy, it's all of the communities and people that he constantly trolls and shits on. The only people he hasn't tried to piss off are neo-fascists and Russians. If someone doesn't see that, they must not be paying attention. Which, well... that's not a bad idea, to be honest.

Regardless, it's nice that everyone is finally waking up to the fact that he's just a grifter who likes to call non-grifters pedos.

Also, I caught the comment you made next to this one; what client are you using that shows downvotes? If they're actually downvoted (shows +1 to me), it's likely because the sentence, right after the one they quoted, answered their question. So, the comment as-is didn't really add anything to the conversation.

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Had a friend come out to me just yesterday, and his story is identical. So much so that I had to creep your account to make sure you weren't him.

The similarity doesn't tell me that two people are going through this, it tells me that statistically, tens of thousands must be. Depressing, but yours is good news. Rickety parental unit aside, I hope you're feeling as great as my buddy is; I could both see and hear that a tremendous weight had been lifted from his soul.

Best of luck to you and what this new future holds!

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You can tell they're Russian uniforms because they each have a little pouch sewn into the crotch, to hold a bottle of clean urine.

[–] snorkbubs@fedia.io 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

It was meant as a joke. Capitalism isn't feudalism in new cloths, either, but that gets a pass. I think you just hate ducks.

Besides, serfdom went on for centuries, under hundreds of different lords and rulers, in just as many environments. Your description covers one type, not all types. It's disingenuous to paint it black and white, just because you have a problem with ducks.

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