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captain-price-unofficially posts an image of a brown liquid in a glass with a large spherical ice ball, an Uncrustables sandwich larger than the glass has been wedged on the rim.

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

ilovecats4ever replies:
Drop the recipe chief

ilovecats4ever replies:
fine I'll do it myself
[in large text] Cruster's Last Stand

• Bourbon
• SPHERICAL ice (important)
• Smuckers™ Unfuckable in your least favorite flavor

1. put that shit in a cup

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nyancrimew posts:
remember .io games? that was 8 years ago

therealkepler replies:
nowadays the only people that use the .io domain are technology sites

nyancrimew replies:
ok so .io is a "fun" lesson in colonialism and technology, like all two letter top level domains (yes all of them) it's a country domain belonging to a country, io being the british indian oceans territory, an archipelago in the indian ocean. .io domains became so trendy because they're easily marketable to tech people (io can stand for input/output), it looks kinda cool and at the time domains with .io were highly available with not many websites being created on the islands.

however .io is not like other small islands with highly wanted tlds such as .ai or .to, where the islands make millions off of domain sales and can rely on them as a big pillar of their economy. all profits from .io sales go to the UK, and despite a fight to get control over their tld the islands get nothing, not only did the native population get displaced in land deals and colonialism but their colonizer also heavily profits off of the territories sudden (indirect) trendyness with tech startups.

don't buy .io domains, don't support the british empire.

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