neptune

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[–] neptune@dmv.social 46 points 6 months ago (5 children)

IF yOu ArE ANtICAPiTaLIST Why dO yOU HavE A JOb? energy I'm getting from this post.

No, I don't think renting out your first home is a grave issue, but it's a snow flake in the avalanche for why housing is unaffordable. Housing is either a necessity that should be affordable, or an investment that grows and grows in value. Society has to pick one. And it would be obviously ruinuos for the status quo of housing to outpace inflation to continue.

Well? Tell me! in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
[–] neptune@dmv.social 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'll start. They took my queen and didn't pay dowry.

I FUCKING LOVE RULES in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] neptune@dmv.social 1 points 6 months ago

April fools, silly, every day we live under capitalism

Spanish Dancer by Steve Winwood in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] neptune@dmv.social -1 points 6 months ago

Normally you don't just pick the first one. You run the prompt a few times and pick the best one.

One Way Or Another by Blondie in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] neptune@dmv.social 3 points 6 months ago

Siamese twins, The Cure

Last Song Of The Night in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] neptune@dmv.social 1 points 6 months ago

Call me maybe, (someone cut the cord) Carlee Rae Jepsen.

I'm working on it, ok? in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] neptune@dmv.social 51 points 6 months ago (9 children)

You can't accomplish it in a year.

Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
The Final Countdown by Europe in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] neptune@dmv.social 2 points 6 months ago

Help! The Tidal Force of that Planet is Tearing Me Apart, 30 Seconds to Mars

Oblig in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
[–] neptune@dmv.social 20 points 6 months ago

And the OG for those funnier than I am

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Sometimes they just get cocky.

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Intuitive Machines used mission lasers to replace the craft lasers needed to measure distance during landing on the lunar surface (archive.is)
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5+0 gang

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Supreme Court rejects Jack Smith’s request for justices to quickly hear Trump immunity dispute | CNN Politics (www.cnn.com)
 

The Supreme Court on Friday rejected a request by special counsel Jack Smith to fast-track arguments on whether Donald Trump has any immunity from federal prosecution for alleged crimes he committed while in office – a move that will likely delay his trial.

The court did not explain its reasoning and there were no noted dissents.

Both sides will still have the option of appealing an eventual ruling by the DC Circuit Court of Appeals up to the high court, but the court’s move is a major victory for Trump, whose strategy of delay in the criminal case included mounting a protracted fight over the immunity question, which must be settled before his case goes to trial.

An expedited review of the issue is already underway at the DC Circuit, which has scheduled oral arguments for January 9. The election subversion trial is currently set to begin in March.

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It's simple. You pick a pawn and move it forward one or two squares. (dmv.social)
 
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My father owns the patent for the vapor compression heat pump. (dmv.social)
 

I guess you can say.... I'm a fridge magnate.

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