grandkaiser

Attn: security team

Hi,

I think someone on Lemmy has hacked into every work environment I've ever coded in

DNS engineer here: it's the bane of my existence. Vanity TLDs were a cash grab for ICANN. They have made defensive domains a nightmare

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

You don't go to waffle House for waffles. The bloodhound gang didn't sing about waffles.

"Want you smothered, want you covered like waffle House hash browns"

Dunno about you but I've never not crashed hash browns while hammered

I couldn't roll my eyes hard enough. It instantly reminded me of r/atheism titles going "dae religion bad ?😤" 80,000 up votes

• Managed a diverse team, ensuring effective communication and coordination across departments.
• Orchestrated a strategic expansion initiative to establish presence in previously uncharted regions.
• Oversaw budget management and resource allocation to meet organizational goals.
• Led a major organizational transformation, significantly expanding membership and reach.
• Excelled in strategic negotiations and public relations to foster expansion.
• Cultivated a strong team culture focused on achieving shared objectives.
• Led high-stakes operations in logistically complex and challenging environments.
• Pioneered innovative approaches to overcome traditional operational barriers.

To serve kernel is a cookbook! 🍿

extreme look of distrust intensifies

There's no fight. No battle. It's just people trying to get by day to day. "Boomers" are not a nation, they're just another way to split up people trying to get by so one group can justify being shitty to another. Rich and powerful people are happy to promote anything that keeps us divided and conquered. Wars have leaders and strategies and clear lines drawn. The "generational war" is just rats fighting over a piece of cheese dropped by the rich and powerful looking for amusement.

And a sensation that you're on fire.

Can't put the genie back in the bottle

Can you share the negative health effects of ptfe consumption? I would have assumed that it would be inert in humans considering it's extraordinarily inert properties. Obviously it breaks down at temperatures over 315c, but that's not really relevant with ptfe in the water.