androidul

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the futrule if it didn't suck in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

fck that’s so much walking on those streets, I cannot handle that

I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. in c/privacy@lemmy.ml
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲

Holy guacamole, Batman in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago

that’s an avocado

Spidey-rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

jokes on you, my penis is already shrinked

I'm doing my part! in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

you store all that in the Homework folder?

checkmate in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

let him cook for a while until he realizes at birth God wanted for the kid to be black

Rishi's father-in-law and some other chap in c/memes@feddit.uk
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

some poor bastard

[Alzwards Corner] Never could happen here in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

we need to do something! but first, let me finish my beer

The holy grail in c/accidentalrenaissance@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

is that the Veil of Veronica?

What exactly do they want us to do? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago (5 children)

sir, are you implying it’s the best spot to dump a body

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

oh no… send him to Iran

Metric system in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m too stupid to get this one

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Why is Tap to Pay available only for merchants? (developer.apple.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by androidul@lemmy.ml to c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world
10 comments fedilink
 

I’ve always wondered why was it locked only to merchants, anyone knows?

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Where do you read Apple news? (lemmy.ml)
 

Hi all 👋

I’m just curious what other sources is everyone using to check Apple news, so far I’m constantly checking

  • appleinsider
  • 9to5mac
  • MacRumors

and sometimes iMore.

What are y’all reading?

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Son, I think there’s a hole in your sock (lemmy.ml)
 

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

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Where do bricks go when they die ? (lemmy.ml)
 

The cementery

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My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name (lemmy.ml)
 

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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Dad pro tip #2 (lemmy.ml)
 

If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance

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A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, (lemmy.ml)
 

but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.

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Dad, can you help me out? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by androidul@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink
 

Sure. Which way did you come in ?

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Dodgy app from Apple coming up in my Screen Time (i.imgur.com)
 

Does anyone know what this is? I was checking my Screen Time for today and scrolled all the way to the bottom just to bump into this.

This makes me curious

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Curated DevOps/SRE news Telegram channel (t.me)
 

Hey guys, I’ve been curating for more than a year DevOps/SRE news, tools et. al. along with a Golang one that I shared in !golang

If you find the content interesting, feel free to subscribe, I don’t publish any ads and stuff, it’s just pure content.

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Curated Golang news Telegram channel (t.me)
 

Hey all, I’ve been curating on this channel all sorts of news, interesting projects, tips & tricks et. al. for more than a year. If you like the content feel free to subscribe ☺️

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