afox

joined 1 year ago
[–] afox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I wish I was this dedicated to... Anything

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
  • super mega death pownce, "Look John. We need to talk."
[–] afox@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, "I've given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ" 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? "Jesus seems like he'd be a considerate lover with strong hands." Beautiful.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You better hope your sweet candy ass you have lasagna reserves on hand.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

We are witnessing a hate crime.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably not here for me in America (F yeah!). I've been hospitalized with multiple over night stays like 18 times or so since it started. They took my gallbladder for good measure... it was fine... should have left it. Lets throw paint at a wall and see if it sticks! I'm fine. People deal with way worse. I just hope you and yours are as good as you can be.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Watchdogs 2. I'm getting to old for this. Recently killed Halo Infinite, Farcry 4 5 6 and some others. Software Engineer. Been unemployed for a bit :/

[–] afox@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS

[–] afox@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Been fighting a dying pancreas since 2016. Dropped from 212 to 120lbs. My body doesn't Absorb the food I injest. Pancreas dumps awful amounts of acid into my stomach. I throw up almost daily sometimes up to a dozen times. I take very expensive pig enzymes to compensate for my body not absorbing food. It's an absolute mess. I feel your pain. At 40 I'm feeling pretty bleak. Hang in there. Pancreatitis is a terrible thing. Especially chronic

[–] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I love your brain

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