Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.
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Unholy Confessions In My Ass
Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you're too cheap... I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I'm petty like that. A month a ago and I'm still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?
Somebody needs some birth control...
I love you already. Favorite authors? Ray Bradbury and Arthur C Clark.
Old ass musty smelling paperback. 50's and old racist 60's sci-fi books smell best. I have a problem.
I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.
I love as a Sr Software engineer every company I've ever worked for goes tits up because of ... WiFi. Lol like wut? Are we not the embodiment of tech? I have a nighthawk router and NEVER have wifi problems. My ISP is less sturdy than I am. And I've regularly had entire engineering teams connected to the same router with full speeds. I love you router.
Hate the player not the game.
My man!
Shit. That's a big oops. Been a very long day.